Hi there. You know what sucks? Cupping sucks. Literally cupping is a kind of physical therapy where they use suction cups to stimulate blood flow and pull the toxins out from your tissues. But it can leave some really nasty bruises. I’ll show you here. These are from just a few days ago. And while they’re bad, they’re not really as bad as the ones I had on my lower back.

A while ago, they were so bad that I decided I had to cover them up with a tramp stamp Mickey Mouse ass tattoo. Here’s what that looks like.